Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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