dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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