Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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