Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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