I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He did a backflip because drugs
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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