Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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