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the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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