I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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