so explain again why im purple
no
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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