I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
