Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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