You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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