forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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