found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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