How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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