He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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