Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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