Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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