Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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