i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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