She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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