I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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