Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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