I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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