I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
