Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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