My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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