i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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