Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
