S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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