Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Go christen that room with your naked body.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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