were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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