i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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