Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
