I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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