week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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