It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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