She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
