So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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