i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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