roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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