I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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