I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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