im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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