Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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