Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
