Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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