who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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