I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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