Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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