You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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